Witchcraft Wanderer Mugs

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'Hepzibah, I'm getting out There's just no money in being a witch.'

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Macbeth: Take Two

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"