Wizardry Wanderer Gifts

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

Gridlock on the Yellow Brick Road.

"Follow the yellow brick road"

Dorothy meets another homeless guy. (Man is singing "If only I had a shower.")

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Obama of Oz.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Angels making snow humans

Dog Walker

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Ice skating

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

"Profits must be down."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Through the Looking Glass - The Unicorn and the Lion.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter."

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Drink Me.

December to January.

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Book and magician

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

"Curious and curiouser."