Walker Wizard Gifts

Dog Walker

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

D.I.Y

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Obama of Oz.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Emma Watson

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'