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"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

"Follow the yellow brick road"

Dorothy meets another homeless guy. (Man is singing "If only I had a shower.")

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Obama of Oz.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Angels making snow humans

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Dog Walker

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Drink Me.

"Profits must be down."

Through the Looking Glass - The Unicorn and the Lion.

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter."

Ice skating

December to January.

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'

"Curious and curiouser."

Book and magician

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."