Wizarding World Wanderer T-Shirts

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon.'

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Computer games

Coronavirus world

Sleeping Beauty

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Ghostship

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Obama of Oz.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."