Wizarding World Wanderer T-Shirts

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon.'

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Astral Projection

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Computer games

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Sleeping Beauty

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Coronavirus world

Ghostship

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Obama of Oz.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Ghosts from around the world

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."