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'I'm off to see the gizzard.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Obama of Oz.

Nostradamus.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"So you don't want to come along?"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Dog Walker

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Palm Reader...

"I have grave news."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Hairy Potter and friend..

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'