Wizard World Adventurer T-Shirts

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Obama of Oz.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Viking's Wizard Therapist

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

Hairy Potter and friend..

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

The 3 Bears of Goldy Lox Galaxy.

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'You've got Hogwarts.'

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon.'

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

Dorothy and the singles bar

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."