Wizard World Adventurer T-Shirts

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Obama of Oz.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Viking's Wizard Therapist

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

Dorothy and the singles bar

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon.'

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."