Wizardry Wonderer Gifts

'Sorry. I just used the last brain I had.' (Dr. Frankenstein to the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz).

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Little help?"

Nerd tryouts.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Macbeth: Take Two

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Obama of Oz.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Musical Pipe

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"