Wizardry Wonderer Prints

'Sorry. I just used the last brain I had.' (Dr. Frankenstein to the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz).

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Little help?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Nerd tryouts.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Obama of Oz.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Musical Pipe

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Dog Walker

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'