Witchcraft Wonderers Prints

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

"Talk about supply chain issues. . . there haven't been any children nibbling on my house for weeks!"

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Astral Projection

100% carbon neutral

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

Newt sale

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

Macbeth: Take Two

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Devi's brew?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Witch's Brew.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"