Witchcraft Lovers Prints

"Why can't we be like everyone else and get a washing machine?"

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

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Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Beware of the Cat.

'She's still a novice yet.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

A voodoo doctor.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Just browsing."

Witch dice.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'