Witchcraft Lovers Gifts

"Why can't we be like everyone else and get a washing machine?"

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

100% carbon neutral

Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'She's still a novice yet.'

Beware of the Cat.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

A voodoo doctor.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Just browsing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Witch dice.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.