Witchcraft Humor Lover Gifts

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

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Newt sale

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'Needs more kale.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Witch dice.

A voodoo doctor.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Just browsing."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."