Witchcraft Humor Lover Gifts

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'She's still a novice yet.'

'Needs more kale.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

A voodoo doctor.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch dice.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Just browsing."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'