Wandering Sage Gifts

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

The experienced backpacker.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Captain Thomas Coram.

"He's mad at God."

Backpacker

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

'I'd sooner be dead than be buried here...'

Delivery.

Gregorian Monks: Please turn off your cell phones.

(Ohhm Shanti… Ohhm shanti…. Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti….) (Mantra Ray)

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'