Sleepwalking Sage Gifts

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Night-time halo

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

Barry Cryer.

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

The Home Birth of Venus

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"Dad, read us a story" "Ask your Mom" "Origin of Mother Goose"

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'You're consuming way too much sodium. Read the story of Lot's wife, and come back next week.'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

"Oh, it was awful. I had a horrible nightmare I was married to a ... never mind."

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'