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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"Dad, read us a story" "Ask your Mom" "Origin of Mother Goose"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

The Home Birth of Venus

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You're consuming way too much sodium. Read the story of Lot's wife, and come back next week.'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'Well, Sweetie, a lawyer is the person who can compress the most words into the smallest idea.'

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'