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Not A Chance

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Sigmund Freud.

I should probably get out more.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That party went well.

Sheep Ledger

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Wide-awake.

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Everyone's Asleep.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."