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Not A Chance

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Sigmund Freud.

I should probably get out more.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That party went well.

Graduates on their phones

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Sheep Ledger

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

Wide-awake.

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"Oh, it was awful. I had a horrible nightmare I was married to a ... never mind."

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

"There, there, son, you know your mother and I are always here for you."

Dog sleepwalking after owner