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"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

Sigmund Freud.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Saguaro Cacti.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"Oh, it was awful. I had a horrible nightmare I was married to a ... never mind."

Sleep-Eez Bedding

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

Country & High Brow.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... "

Sheep trying to go to sleep.

'Did I sleep well? I didn't stay awake to find out. . .'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Everyone's Asleep.

"You just about done there, Buddy? Everyone's getting pretty tired up here."