Slumber Sage Pillows

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

Sigmund Freud.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Saguaro Cacti.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Everyone's Asleep.

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Did I sleep well? I didn't stay awake to find out. . .'

Sheep trying to go to sleep.

Country & High Brow.

"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy ... "

'I'm seeing double.'

'Now you have that invisible fence you've been wanting.'