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"Oh, that reminds me...your mother called!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Saguaro Cacti.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"I hope it's not contagious."

"It's still in beta."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"It needs more old salt."

Distilleries Association

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

How Scientists Work

Weight and Fortune.

'Your Dell went to hell.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

Louis Battye.

Ars longa, vita brevis (Art is long, life is short).

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'