Sleepwalking T-Shirts

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Sleep conducting

The Home Birth of Venus

Candle

Luke Sleepwalker...

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"What makes you think I was walking in my sleep?"

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Sleepwalking man goes back for umbrella.

Man pretending to sleepwalk out of a sermon.

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

"He's going to be sleepwalking all night, I might as well get some work out of him..."

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Dog Nightmares

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.