Sleepwalking T-Shirts

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Sleep conducting

The Home Birth of Venus

Candle

Luke Sleepwalker...

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"What makes you think I was walking in my sleep?"

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Sleepwalking man goes back for umbrella.

Man pretending to sleepwalk out of a sermon.

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

"He's going to be sleepwalking all night, I might as well get some work out of him..."

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Night-time halo

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"