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"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Luke Sleepwalker...

The Reaper's Arms

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Honey I'm Home

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

The Home Birth of Venus

Snail Peephole

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often.'

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."