Dozing Fan T-Shirts

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Hot Pie Therapy

Pre-Television Man Caves

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Running

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

Gamers

"Date night again already?"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Honey I'm Home

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home