Dozing Fan T-Shirts

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Running

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"I Win!!!"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

Gamers

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Honey I'm Home

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

A rower surrounded by swarming insects