Dozing Dears T-Shirts

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Romantic Duet

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Creator's Block

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Lady has a coffee break.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Romantic music.

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

society of cartoonists...

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"We've managed to track down the only person who has NOT recorded a duet with Elton John."

Cartoonist working

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"