Sleep-in Fan T-Shirts

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Indian summer.

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Siesta-time

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Honey I'm Home

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'