Sleep-in Fan Gifts

Teenage rooster. Noon already?

Sunbathing in Autumn

Hot Pie Therapy

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Indian summer.

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Siesta-time

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Honey I'm Home

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'