Sleepwalking Fan Gifts

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Luke Sleepwalker...

The Reaper's Arms

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Honey I'm Home

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

The Home Birth of Venus

Snail Peephole

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often.'