Sleepwalking Sportsman Gifts

Sporting dreams

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

The Home Birth of Venus

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

Counting Sheep

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'You been sleep walking again?'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

A doctor falling asleep at a patients bed.