Sleepwalking Sportsman Pillows

Sporting dreams

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Sleepwalking Golfer

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

The Home Birth of Venus

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Counting Sheep

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'You been sleep walking again?'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

"I don't let them bite. They just do."

A doctor falling asleep at a patients bed.