Sleepwalker Pillows

Luke Sleepwalker...

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

The downside of the cupcake bed.

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"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'