Sleepwalker Humorist Pillows

"Mine's the same,Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?"

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”

The Home Birth of Venus

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'You been sleep walking again?'

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Sleep walking golfer

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Please tell me you were sleepswimming again.

Things my cat says at 3 am

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'You say you lost your last three jobs because of oversleeping?'

Atlas Sleeps on the Job.

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'