Sleepwalker Humorist Prints

"Mine's the same,Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?"

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

The Home Birth of Venus

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Your fingers' worst nightmares

'You say you lost your last three jobs because of oversleeping?'

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

Atlas Sleeps on the Job.

Things my cat says at 3 am

Sleep walking golfer

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'