Sleepwalking Humorist Prints

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'It's your turn, dear.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'You been sleep walking again?'

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

Toddler in the bed: a journey

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

Sleep walking golfer

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

Things my cat says at 3 am

Atlas Sleeps on the Job.

'You say you lost your last three jobs because of oversleeping?'

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

Your fingers' worst nightmares

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

I can't sleep, tell me about your day.

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."

"I don't know why sawing logs refers to snoring...."

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

'I told you not to drink coffee before hibernating!'

Wordplay: Scrambled Egg.

"I can't remember how to fall asleep. What do you have for insomnesia?"

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake... Well, that would be pretty rotten thing to do, God, seeing as I'm only eight years old."