Sleepwalking Survivalist Prints

Sleep walking golfer

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

"Your 2 am is here."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

'Sleeping like a baby'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

The Home Birth of Venus

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Counting Sheep

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'You been sleep walking again?'