Sleepwalking Survivalist Gifts

Sleep walking golfer

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

"Your 2 am is here."

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Sleeping like a baby'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

The Home Birth of Venus

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'You been sleep walking again?'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."