Sleepwalking Stories Gifts

"When was this bed last serviced?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

The Home Birth of Venus

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Counting Sheep

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"... and then I wake up really thirsty and pour low-fat milk on my husband."

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'I'm writing an insomniacs guide to beating the IRS.'

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."