Sleepwalker Humor Gifts

Sleepwalking man goes back for umbrella.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

The Home Birth of Venus

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Did you tune the clock radio to a rock station again?"

Your fingers' worst nightmares

'You say you lost your last three jobs because of oversleeping?'

Atlas Sleeps on the Job.

Sleep walking golfer

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'