Sleepwalker Humor Mugs

Sleepwalking man goes back for umbrella.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

The Home Birth of Venus

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'You been sleep walking again?'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Please tell me you were sleepswimming again.

Sleep walking golfer

'You say you lost your last three jobs because of oversleeping?'

Atlas Sleeps on the Job.

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

"Did you tune the clock radio to a rock station again?"