Sleepwalking Enthusiast Mugs

Sleepwalkers Club Night Out

'You been sleep walking again?'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"You were snoring."

Luke Sleepwalker...

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'