Sleep-walker Mugs

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Luke Sleepwalker...

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."