'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'
Sleep-walker Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures your sleep-walker's artistic and whimsical spirit? Our collection blends humor and creativity, perfect for inspiring their nocturnal adventures. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints, these unique items will resonate with anyone who drifts between dreams and ideas. Bring a smile to their face with gifts that cherish their imaginative nature and love for the unconventional. Ideal for artists, dreamers, and night owl explorers alike.
Sleepwalker on treadmill
The Snooze Bar.
'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'
"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."
"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'
Luke Sleepwalker...
Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.
'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'
Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
Insomnia Clinic - On sale here: Tapes of the Senate's longest filibusters!
"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."
"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."
The downside of the cupcake bed.
"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"
Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."
'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'
"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"
"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."
Sleepwalking Golfer
'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'
Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.
He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?
"Right now, I'm between naps."
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
'How's the new insomnia pill going?'
"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."
"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"
"When your memory foam mattress forgets."
'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'
"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."
'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'
Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills
Sleep-walker Gifts Collection
Sleep-walker Mugs
Explore our collection of sleep-walker themed mugs packed with wit and charm—perfect for morning coffee or late-night tea.
Sleep-walker Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows featuring imaginative designs inspired by the sleep-walker in your life.
Sleep-walker Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate the whimsical, creative world of sleep-walking—an ideal gift for dreamers and night explorers.
Sleep-walker T-Shirts
Find quirky and creative sleep-walker T-shirts that make bedtime stories and late-night ideas even more fun.