Sleepwalking Ponderer Gifts

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

The Bookworm

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Sleepwalking Golfer

Mathematics.

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

Counting Sheep

The Home Birth of Venus

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."