Sleepwalking Enthusiast Gifts

Sleepwalkers Club Night Out

'You been sleep walking again?'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"You were snoring."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.