Sleepwalker Sympathizer Gifts

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

The Home Birth of Venus

Counting Sheep

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

'You been sleep walking again?'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"Really...Again!"

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."