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"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

The Home Birth of Venus

Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

"Really...Again!"

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'