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'I tried everything to get my class to pay attention. I tried bribes,sarcasm,guilt,shame and threats. nothing works! Are you paying attention to what I'm saying?'

'When I said you had to get more sleep Perkins... I meant at home.'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"He's never up before eleven."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Early Night Club

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'm going."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"You're just run down."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"