Sleepyhead Sympathizer Prints

'I tried everything to get my class to pay attention. I tried bribes,sarcasm,guilt,shame and threats. nothing works! Are you paying attention to what I'm saying?'

'When I said you had to get more sleep Perkins... I meant at home.'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Alarmistclock

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"He's never up before eleven."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm going."

Early Night Club

"You're just run down."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.