Sleepyhead Appreciator Prints

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"It's Saturday lunch time, Dear...of course there's something horrible fermenting under the...our teenage son!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Early Night Club

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"I'm going."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"You're just run down."

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Gravity wins - again.'