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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

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'My insomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.'

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'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Man dreaming of pound signs jumping over a fence.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

'I'm sorry to wake you, Mr. Jennings, but it's time for your sleeping pills.'

The shock of recognition.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Realistic alarm clock.

"It's only insomnia Mr Travis nothing to lose any sleep over"

"Until I've had my coffee, I'm only capable of talking about coffee."

'I can't sleep. I'm all wound up.'

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'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'

"I'm going to give you a bunch of literature about insomnia. Start reading it at bedtime and you'll be asleep in no time."

Sleepwalking to work.

'I'm not a morning person. I can't rise until I've had my coffee.'

'I haven't seen all of any of them. I always fall asleep.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

A sheep counts shepherdesses jumping a fence

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'It's not what it looks like Mary, I just couldn't sleep.'

Man falls asleep whilst reading a bedtime story to his son.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."

Boom-cha-cha boom-cha-cha boom-cha-cha - 'Gah! It's 2 am for fluff's sake!!!' - 'Boom-cha-cha boom-cha-cha' - 'Hello, police? There's a loud party going on opposite my house.' - 'Boom-cha-cha boom-cha-cha' - 'It's not fair. They're having so much more f

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'