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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

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'My insomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.'

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'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Man dreaming of pound signs jumping over a fence.

'I'm sorry to wake you, Mr. Jennings, but it's time for your sleeping pills.'

"Until I've had my coffee, I'm only capable of talking about coffee."

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The shock of recognition.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I can't sleep. I'm all wound up.'

Realistic alarm clock.

"It's only insomnia Mr Travis nothing to lose any sleep over"

'I'm not a morning person. I can't rise until I've had my coffee.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'

"I'm going to give you a bunch of literature about insomnia. Start reading it at bedtime and you'll be asleep in no time."

"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

A sheep counts shepherdesses jumping a fence

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I haven't seen all of any of them. I always fall asleep.'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

Man falls asleep whilst reading a bedtime story to his son.

'Gravity wins - again.'

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

Boom-cha-cha boom-cha-cha boom-cha-cha - 'Gah! It's 2 am for fluff's sake!!!' - 'Boom-cha-cha boom-cha-cha' - 'Hello, police? There's a loud party going on opposite my house.' - 'Boom-cha-cha boom-cha-cha' - 'It's not fair. They're having so much more f

'It's not what it looks like Mary, I just couldn't sleep.'

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

Jim's wife couldn't understand why he never made it to his appointments with the narcolepsy doctor.