Sleepy Head T-Shirts

Sheep Ledger

'Boy, are my eyes tired! I had REM sleep all night long.'

"Never mind self-identifying as a hibernating bear, get up NOW!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"He's never up before eleven."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"You're just run down."

"I'm going."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Early Night Club

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'